Yes, a Porsche Cayenne Minivan Exists And It’s Thanks to Mark Zuckerberg

No, the Porsche Cayenne Minivan is not for sale, thank goodness, it was custom built by Mark Zuckerberg for his wife.
According to carscoops.com, West Coast Customs stretched the body and wheelbase of the Cayenne Coupe, effectively transforming it into a limousine. The conversion included removing the traditional door handles, adding sliding doors on both sides, and slapping on a larger rear spoiler.
The SUV now appears to ride lower to the ground, perched on black alloy wheels with eye-catching yellow brake calipers.

The Zuck 2.0 posed with his own Porsche, an unspoilt manual 911 GT3 Touring, to go twinsies with his wife. The minivan was Frankensteined off a Cayenne Turbo GT.
The stock model is fitted with a twin-turbo 4.0-liter V8 engine producing 631 hp (471 kW / 640 PS) in pre-facelifted form, and 650 hp (484 kW / 659 PS) after the recent updates. It is not clear if the Cayenne GT Minivan received any performance modifications.
In the post, the nerd turned fratboy said that the Porsche Cayenne Minivan was “something I’m pretty sure should exist.”
We agree to disagree on that point.